For example my daughter is 5 and my son is 1. Yesterday, my daughter would not stop sniffing my son's diaper. In a moment of frustration I said "will you please quit sniffing your brother's butt."
I'm sorry if that seems gross but it is a true story.
2007-04-25 01:21:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Having to pull the car over and tell my son the song was "I am your Venus" and stutter through a condensed version of Greek Mythology to my then 3 year old, who could have cared less, that was singing along in the car to the song "I'm Your Venus, I'm your Fire" song singing a new word he learned about his body singing "I'm your Penis, I'm your fire". AHHHHH!
2007-04-25 03:44:20 · answer #1 · answered by bottleblondemama 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found it really funny when I had to say to my 2 year old son about his 6 year old brother - "Stop standing on his head." Well, I found it funny afterwards.
Things you never imagined you'd have to say...
My kids think the funniest thing I've ever said is "Bob Dylan is a good musician."
2007-04-25 01:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by cassandra 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Here are two things I say to both my kids that people think are funny but I am just being serious
1. In the store they run away
So I say come back here or someone is going to steel you
2. They run in the street
I say if you do that a car is ginna run you over and you are gonna get squashed like a bug
2007-04-25 01:29:09 · answer #3 · answered by skyler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is not something I did, but something I read and It was really funny.
While outside playing the boys were supposed to line up to come inside. They kept on bouncing their basketballs. The woman yelled "Boys hold your balls" they dropped the Basketballs and did just as she asked.
2007-04-25 01:30:22 · answer #4 · answered by College~~Bound 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
One night I was getting frustrated because my girls (3 years and 17 months) were playing around at bedtime. I shouted "Eat your jammies and put on your snacks now!" It's still a joke around here.
2007-04-25 02:10:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
In a house full of all males: I am not the designated toilet cleaner...AIM Straight!!!
2007-04-25 01:27:42 · answer #6 · answered by ridder 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go in the bathroom and wipe your butt (he's 16)!!!!!!!!
2007-04-25 01:47:32 · answer #7 · answered by spelling nazi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go pick up gravel out of the middle of the highway please.
2007-04-25 01:26:44 · answer #8 · answered by Jazzy, I Miss U Love! 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋