One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
have a nice day everyone.xx
He yelled back, 'University of Cape Town'
And they say blondes are dumb...
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The wife replies, 'I'll miss you...'
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
2007-04-25 00:21:48 · 21 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Very good. Like your humour.
2007-04-25 00:26:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I love very much in getting emails from my contacts and friends. But you see at times I go lazy in replying to their messages in emails. I don't know why.
2016-05-18 02:26:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Gosh...this is the most funny one..LMAO
2007-04-25 00:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah they're pretty funny actually.
They were probably posted by a feminist or a lesbian or something, lol?
2007-04-25 00:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by Devilish Angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like the first one☺
2007-04-25 00:24:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read them somewhere, actually I think I got that same email once lol. but yeah they are really good ones arn't they. lol
2007-04-25 00:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by eclipsefreak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, wow, they are the smartest I've read for a long time. Brilliant.
Have a nice day you also XXXXXXXX
2007-04-25 00:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by tucksie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol - i like all of em - but liked the first last and one above last best - keep em comin though - ur have gotta b da funniest ive read so far!!
2007-04-25 00:26:26 · answer #8 · answered by lubz ! 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha!! You really make me laugh!! I love the last one best!
One more star for u!
2007-04-25 00:56:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL..love the last one
2007-04-25 05:21:46 · answer #10 · answered by Luv Peace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋