A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed... "Breast-fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed. The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!"
2007-04-24 23:47:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good i am not in a good mood
but you made me laugh
2007-04-24 23:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha 10/10 and a star
2007-04-25 06:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO well worth a star 10/10
2007-04-25 06:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by Tyanna-Daisy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-04-25 07:25:04 · answer #4 · answered by sergio a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.;.... the grandma probably didnt say anythiung, becauyse she was hoping for some action!
2007-04-25 07:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by Katieq09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was the doctor blind, that he could not make out the old lady?
2007-04-25 06:58:24 · answer #6 · answered by sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
P!ss funny...thanks for the laugh x
2007-04-25 06:57:36 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Tickle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bitty!
2007-04-25 06:50:27 · answer #8 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
thats wicked.lol. sounds like something my mum would have done.lol.
star 4 u
xx
2007-04-25 07:23:40 · answer #9 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GROSS! lmao, that's pretty funny lol...too bad I have a very vivid mind...
2007-04-25 13:10:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋