An octopus walks into a bar and says 'I can play ANY musical instrument you like'. Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton . Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says 'Whats wrong - can ye no play it?'. The octopus says 'Play it ? -I'm gonna f**k her brains out once I get her pyjamas off !'
2007-04-24 20:21:33 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please star if is made you smile. Many Thanks.
2007-04-24 20:23:13 · update #1
PS i luv u 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10+/10 4 ur joke
2007-04-24 20:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by alanna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well worth a star
2007-04-24 23:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by chelle0980 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. Well done Honey, and so early in the morning. .First star for you.
Oops correction,second maybe third now..lol
2007-04-24 20:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by David 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Put a smile on my face. one for coffee time at work.
2007-04-24 20:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny, I intend to tell that at work tomorrow!
2007-04-24 20:26:03 · answer #5 · answered by honky550 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laugh? I thought they'd never dry!
2007-04-24 22:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it made me giggle even though some people don't have a sense of humor i gave you a star also
2007-04-24 20:32:10 · answer #7 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha
2007-04-24 20:24:21 · answer #8 · answered by Eho 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha have a star
2007-04-24 21:08:26 · answer #9 · answered by debbie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!
2007-04-25 00:09:48 · answer #10 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋