A man and a little boy are walking in the woods.
After a while the boy says:
"Mister, it's getting dark in here."
the walk a little further and the boy says:
"Mister, it's getting darker in here."
after a few more minutes of walking the boy says:
"Mister, it's getting very dark in here, and I'm getting scared."
The man turns to the boy and says:
"Stop your complaining. It's allright for you, but I have to walk back on my own." !!!!
2007-04-24 19:32:57 · 9 answers · asked by Ωmega 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I LOVE It!
How bout this one?
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.
He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.
The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.
Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".
"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.
She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".
"How did you know?" the boy asked.
Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
2007-04-24 19:58:54 · answer #1 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Ummmm HaHa
2007-04-24 19:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That used to be definately "tacky" however well jokes Here is one for you.............. At a nearby tuition dance, a man from America requested the woman from Sweden to bop. While they had been dancing, he offers her a little bit squeeze, and says, "In America, we name this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we name it a hug too." A little later, he offers her a % at the cheek, and says, "In America, we name this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we name it a kiss too." Towards the tip of the night time, and plenty of beverages later, he's taking her out at the campus garden, and proceeds to have intercourse along with her, and says, "In America, we name this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we name it a grass sandwich too, however we mostly positioned extra meat in it."
2016-09-05 23:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a sick one alright. What do you get when you stab a baby with a pair of scissors?
No, nevermind... I don't want to answer that one.
Alright... an erection.
2007-04-24 19:36:49 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very sick.!!!.I chased this joke across the Internet to read it..yuk yuk
2007-04-25 05:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow cool
2007-04-24 19:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by cathy c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, thats just plain creepy
2007-04-24 19:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by lifeless 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yikes.
2007-04-24 19:35:47 · answer #8 · answered by SPINK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it...:/ wow its late.
2007-04-24 20:27:04 · answer #9 · answered by trashy pirate 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋