A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you are going to die this evening."
The man is distraught and wonders how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he tells her and she takes it pretty well. "Honey, this is going to be a night that you will always remember," she says. "I am going to treat you like a king."
She prepares a scrumptious gourmet dinner with wine, candles--the works.
After dinner she slips away and returns in the most incredible negligee the man has ever seen. She leads him into their bedroom. They make the most passionate love they have ever made. The man is beside himself. Once done, the wife rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise.
Well, the husband is wide awake watching the clock. He knows that he is doomed. He taps her..."Honey?" he whispers. She rolls over and again proceed to make love. Again when they were done she rolls over and he taps her. She is getting cranky, but under the circumstances she grants her husband's dying wishes. Finally the wife rolls over and begins to snore.
Well, the man decides to tap her again. "Honey?" he whispers. She rolls over and yells, "Oh sure! You don't have to get up in the morning!!!
2007-04-24 18:30:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry im up all night its 635am here too ireland
2007-04-24 18:38:12 · update #1
Good one lol.
2007-04-24 19:16:07 · answer #1 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL and FUNNY even after one beer!!!!
Although the doomed man won't have to get up in the morning, he's certainly "getting it up" all night!!!!
2007-04-24 18:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good for first factor interior the morning. Ha Ha If I supply it a megastar will you supply me the ten factors, bear in ideas i'm in the back of the tree gazing you, if i don't get the standards i'm taking the megastar away
2016-10-30 05:59:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! That one was BAD like really bad. Thats the worst one you posted.
BUT STILL FUNNY!! LOL
2007-04-24 18:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny,dont know where you are but it is 6.35am in the uk a little early here for drinking.
2007-04-24 18:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2007-04-25 00:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny..... or is it? I'm on my 3rd glass of wine. Maybe we're just a couple of drunks!?!
2007-04-24 18:34:54 · answer #7 · answered by Disneyologist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kind of funny, but it'd be funny if I had had a few beers as well.
2007-04-24 18:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-04-24 21:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorta funny - I'll read it tonight after a few beers and let you know if it improves :)
2007-04-24 19:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. LOL
2007-04-24 18:36:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋