Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on histail. His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Then shove the bottles underneath the seat, and let me do the talking." They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license. And he asks him, "Have you been drinking?" "Oh, no, sir," the driver replies. "I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you *sure* you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks. "Oh, no, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight." "Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those things on your forehead?" "That's easy, Officer," says the drunk. "You see, we're both alcoholics, and we're on the patch
2007-04-24 18:21:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they won"t let me put up any more jokes have to answer some question know sorry :: have to look youes up now ha ha
2007-04-24 18:43:11 · update #1
i like the dirty jokes better.LOL
2007-04-24 18:28:24 · answer #1 · answered by gutter_flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO, haha
where u get all this jokes man? they're funny
2007-04-24 18:26:37 · answer #2 · answered by Your best friend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh deary deary me
2007-04-24 21:12:46 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-24 19:14:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty poor
2007-04-25 00:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny and cute ::!!
2007-04-24 19:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha funny lol :)
2007-04-25 02:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by Medieval Queen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋