How do you know if your a red neck?

Question

You go to the family reunon to find a date!

Answer 1

You know your a redneck if...

1. You go looking for your porch roof after a storm.
2. You've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
3. Your idea of a night on the town includes a visit to the city jail.
4. The bloodmobile wont visit your trailer park.
5.You keep a pellet gun by the front door.
6. A dating service matched you up with a relative.
7. You have a beer can crusher mounted on the dash of your car.
8. You've said I told you it was loaded.
9. Your bass boat is worth more than your house.
10. You go fishing with a car battery and jumper cables.
11. The value of your car depends on how much gas is in the tank.
12. You think Roe vs Wade is about boat ownership.
13. Your car used to be a police car.
and
14. Your first pet was a chicken.

Answer 2

You're at a square dance and the caller yells, "Ho down!" and your girlfriend hits the floor.

You stare at a can of frozen orange juice because the label says "concentrate".

Answer 3

Well dun der boy Marty Marty want sum of dem der chicken feet

Answer 4

not your a red neck but you're a redneck

punctuashun an' gramma r very important

Answer 5

You know you're a redneck:

.....if directions to your house begin with "first you turn off the paved road"
.....if you mow your yard and find a car

Don't you just love Jeff Foxworthy?

Answer 6

Your are a lop-jawed back-woods dufus!

Answer 7

nice one

Answer 8

cool

Answer 9

you know you're a redneck if your prom dress is strapless, but your bra isn't....

Answer 10

"when your gun rack, has a gun rack on it!"