preferably with in ten minutes of meeting them, and i never want to see them again
2007-04-24 15:18:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
This is a serious answer, although I'm not sure you asked a serious question.
In order to answer that, YOU must be WORTH it.
Are you? Are you hot, funny, perfectly groomed, smell, nice, awesome in bed, fun, intelligent? Are you? - because if you're coming here and asking this question, I don't think so.
You have to be WORTH it.
Look at yourself in the mirror from a woman's perspective - would you F you? And if not, WHY?
Generally it takes three dates and or seven hours. It's very rare to find someone that will do it sooner, and even rarer that they are sober.
And if you don't want to see them again, tell them you're only in town for a few days or weeks. When the times up, tell them you're gone.
Your best shot is spring break Alcapolco, Mexico. Or some other area where chicks are there to vacation - maybe Vegas - someplace they can do what they want and never have to see YOU again, the reputation will stay in the zip code.
Good luck. And write me and tell me how you do.
2007-04-24 15:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by thedavecorp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well since you're asking on a public forum , have a shelf life of 10 minutes, want no repeats, Give up, you're hopeless and barely a whole human being. Say hello to your hand, your permanent best friend, and you can cover it with a glove after 10 minutes, then pretend it's your new 10 minute relationship
2007-04-24 22:23:44 · answer #2 · answered by magpie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't post/ask stupid questions like this anywhere, ever.
Don't be such a man whore.
Get a life.
Grow up.
Don't be a pervert.
Move out of your parents basement.
Get a nice paying job.
Actually prepare to commit yourself to a relationship instead of turning it into something disgusting.
Last, but not least... Don't be an idiot.
Oh, wait... It's too late for any of those. ...Too bad for you.
It's hopeless, give up before you get slapped.
2007-04-25 23:56:37 · answer #3 · answered by Poptart 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy them a drink and tell them you've never met anyone like them. You gots to do the groundwork with the chat but it's worth it in the end.
2007-04-24 22:21:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
find the ugliest fat chick about 300+ pounds maybe with an odd skin condition. Tell her how beautiful you think she is and that if she does not make love to you, you will die broken hearted.
ps do it doggie style so you don't have to look at her
PSS I don't really mean this but it just might work
2007-04-24 22:26:08 · answer #5 · answered by Shauna the lame 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a hooker.
Oh...p.s. you should find a good doctor as well, because if you take my advice, I hope it falls off...then you'll need the doctor to make you a woman...so other losers (like you) can treat you in the same mannor and then you'll know what it's like! Can't wait...keep us posted!
2007-04-24 22:27:31 · answer #6 · answered by Krissy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a little shallow sweetie... lol but yea um looks like ur lookin for a prostitute.. actually theres complanies and stuff that u can call for a "companion" but yea u goota b willing to pay lol
2007-04-24 22:21:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a sleezy bar.... walk up to a girl and ask her if she wants to go out to your car to have alittle fun
2007-04-24 22:20:56 · answer #8 · answered by jp8 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Date only blow up dolls. They'll never say "no" or laugh at you. As I am assuming that is your problem...
2007-04-24 22:21:36 · answer #9 · answered by MIKEY!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go pick one of those girls at the corner!
2007-04-24 22:21:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋