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with blue stripes. and locked you in a closet

2007-04-24 14:07:05 · 13 answers · asked by Hannah B 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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i would say something like "Hey you blue striped rabid monkey?! why the f**k are you biting me, dying my hair bright colors, throwing me in a closet, and taking over the world!?"
then i would take him to red lobster, where i will try to form a truce with the hairy primate, and perhaps play golf with him on the weekends.

2007-04-24 14:10:50 · answer #1 · answered by danny 4 · 4 0

Thats great I love monkeys Might be nice have them around Teach us what we don,t know.

2007-04-24 21:20:17 · answer #2 · answered by jackie 6 · 0 0

I would go into the bathroom and throw out all those pills i took !!!!!

2007-04-24 21:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Kill People O wait I Do That Now.. DONT LOOK IN MY CLOSET FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT LOOK IN THERE :D

2007-04-24 21:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by wigiwamao 1 · 0 1

Rock Fricken On!!!

2007-04-24 21:09:57 · answer #5 · answered by bananaterricottapie! 1 · 0 2

I'd be ticked off. Pink always makes my butt look big.

2007-04-24 21:10:32 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 2 0

Tell you to wake up and get the hell out of my wet dream!

2007-04-24 21:10:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

it wouldn't matter what you did since you ould have rabbies also from the bite and in time you would die.

2007-04-24 21:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by gratefulmissy 2 · 0 0

at lest my hair would look asome while i starved and became rabid

2007-04-24 21:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by Sk8 2 · 0 2

blah bleep bloh boop boo bouw bomp bump bont boooo ANGER THE BABY

2007-04-24 21:09:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

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