We've all seen them.. the countless phrases written on the walls and stalls of public bathrooms.. post your favorite and most memorable of these quotes here....
2007-04-24 13:28:25 · 16 answers · asked by Nick L 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
He who writes upon these walls
Rolls his sh*t in little balls
He who reads this clever wit
Eats those little balls of sh*t
2007-04-24 13:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by Aunt Ida 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Someone wrote something about the bathroom exploding from methane gas in a local restaurant; I remember as a kid I was like "mommy, whats methane?".
This isn't a bathroom one, but someone etched F*ck really big (about four inches long 2 wide) on one of the tables in my chem class so last year all semester as the teacher lectured I'd stare down at my table that said F*ck!! Thats mainly what I remember about that class...
Many a time I've seen bathrooms with phrases something like this "so-and-so is a whore" and then the girls number written below it.
2007-05-01 12:31:47 · answer #2 · answered by ssmith 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The best bathroom stall conversations are those on the doors in universities. Usually somebody writes a note on the door, but fails to use correct grammar. A second person points out their lack of education saying something along the lines of, "Your suppose to be in college! Use correct grammar." Then a third person will write, "It's 'you're' not 'your' you idiot."
2007-05-01 20:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by hello, my name is... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pineapple Express Angie Anderson: **** you, Dale. I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with? Dale Denton: Like two and a half. Angie Anderson: Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count! Hot Shots Admiral Benson: I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? Lt. Commander Block: I don't see any crab, sir. Admiral Benson: Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!
2016-03-18 04:45:04 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one wasn't in a stall; it was and I believe still is on the wall above the far left urinal in the men's room at Ed Debevic's in Chicago:
"EXPRESS LANE -- TWO BEERS OR LESS!"
2007-05-01 17:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Favorite from The House Of Blues in Cambridge Ma
I F%#@ed your mother
and underneath it the response was
Go Home Dad, You're Drunk!
2007-05-02 13:03:02 · answer #6 · answered by fairbetsy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a$$holes were airplanes this place would be a landing strip~ Euclid Ave Yacht Club, Atlanta, GA
2007-04-24 14:04:30 · answer #7 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my college town, someone began the custom of writing "Tina Chop is God!" on walls, under tables, on beams, inside of public sculpture, etc.
I was stunned to see it turn up in a restaurant on the other side of the country when I moved away.
2007-05-02 03:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Written high above a urinal:
"if you can piss above this line, the Monroe Fire Dept. Wants You" next to it, a crude drawing of Uncle Sam
2007-04-24 13:35:22 · answer #9 · answered by Doctor Cornbread 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This was wrote on the wall of a very small, cramped stall......."It is hard to sh*t in here!"
2007-05-01 07:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by AmyLou 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you sprinkle while you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe your pee pee!
That was in a senior centre where the average age is about 80! It had a little smiley face on the poster too!
2007-04-24 15:53:35 · answer #11 · answered by Baby boy arrived March 7th! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋