* She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*She thought a quarterback was a refund.
*At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put "Sagittarius". Underneath, it said "do not write here" - she wrote "okay".
*If she spoke her mind, she probably would be speechless.
*She studied for a blood test - and failed.
*She sold the car for petrol money.
* If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you would get change back.
* She went to the Sports Arena to watch 'The Human Race'...
2007-04-24
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