funny bumber stickers!
2007-04-24 12:45:49 · 10 answers · asked by Me! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Honk if you want to meet Jesus"
2007-04-24 13:15:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I'm so hungry I'm farting fresh air.
Lord, please save me from your followers.
Vegetarian: Indian word for BAD HUNTER!
Remember: Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you they can't laugh, either.
And my favorite:
According to my wife, I'm very happy.
2007-04-24 23:01:58 · answer #2 · answered by ohhnicholas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My child is an honor student,
But my president is a moron
I saw it on ebay once...
2007-04-24 20:00:54 · answer #3 · answered by Maya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
save a tree, eat a beaver
iv heard of better but can't think of them
2007-04-24 19:50:06 · answer #4 · answered by Kennedy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Proud to be Polish" . Put on upside down. Still makes me laugh.
2007-04-24 19:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A saved penny is ridiculous.
Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
2007-04-24 19:53:41 · answer #6 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"suck my drunk im dick"
"hows my driving? dial 1-800-eat-****"
"guns dont kill people drivers with cellphones do"
"women are great leaders, ur following one now"
2007-04-24 20:11:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my cousin has one that says i poke badgers with spoons
2007-04-24 19:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by ~Oh Baby Your A Classic!~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seen on a lowrider... NO FAT CHICKS, TRUCK WILL SCRAPE
2007-04-24 19:54:40 · answer #9 · answered by anonymous 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"if you can read this---crawl back out of my a$$!!!"
2007-04-24 19:53:00 · answer #10 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋