how long will it take the agnostic to realize he is going nowhere?
2007-04-24 12:31:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
whoa. where'd the agnostic come from? obviously he is exactly where he needs to be, since he isn't going anywhere like the atheist and the christian, but i think the atheist will run out of gas and go on home, leaving the christian wandering aimlessly towards nothing, and then the agonstic and atheist will join forces and take over the world. nice brain teaser. math is so much fun.
2007-04-24 12:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by ok buddy 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Would that be along the same lines of "What would you get if you crossed a dyslexic agnostic with an insomniac ?" Drum roll - wait for it -- wait wait Here it is:
"Someone who sits up all night wondering if there is a Dog"
By the way, if you don't know where you're going, ANY road will get you there. Good luck to you Bucko, by the way. . . .
Have you ever though of using that kean wit and quick mind of yours to help some kid along? Maybe mentor some tyke who lost his Dad serving this County, and when he lost his Daddy he also lost his Moral Compass and really needs a "MAN" in his life to emulate and look up to. Mom does the best she can, but she can't be the Man figure he needs - could You ?
Yes if you're wondering, and It does take time, and It was one of the most rewarding things I've ever done in my life - twice. I never had a son - just daughters - so it was just as important to me I guess as it was to the boys, who are now men, fine good men, men I'm proud to know, and love.
2007-04-24 19:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by jtrall25 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know, but if it takes the Christian en route to Heaven takes twice the amount of time it takes for the Atheist to get to Hell, what right does the Christian have to complain? :P
2007-04-24 19:36:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL :D
*As soon as he collides with the Atheist and the Christian, is tired of being in the middle and detours to point D*
2007-04-24 19:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by danni_d21 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The athiest has doubts about where he's going.
The christian only THINKS he knows.
The agnostic has yet to decide.
The Satanist is already there.
2007-04-24 19:41:27 · answer #5 · answered by psycho_majic_666 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am fine with going nowhere, I am comfortable at the spot I am in now..
2007-04-24 19:39:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Hell Freezes Over!
2007-04-24 19:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by Mo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe next time the three of them could just split a cab.
2007-04-24 19:38:26 · answer #8 · answered by pamiekins 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Everyone will make their destination as long as they don't reduce their velocity to 0 and don't make any wrong turns.
2007-04-24 19:35:32 · answer #9 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
By the time they find themselves answering questions like this?
2007-04-24 19:34:24 · answer #10 · answered by tigglys 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋