On a transatlantic flight, a passenger plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worst when one of the wings is struck by lightning.
At this point one woman in particular totally loses it. She stands up at the front of the plane screaming, "I am too young to die." Then she yells, "If I am to die, I want my last and final minutes on this earth to be memorable. I have had plenty of men in my life, but none of them have ever really made me feel like a woman. Well, I've had it. So, is there anyone here who can?”
For the next few moments there is total silence. Everyone seems to have totally forgotten their own impending peril, as they all stare riveted at the poor desperate woman standing alone at the front of the plane.
Then an Mediterranean man stands up at the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a real woman,” he purrs.
He is gorgeous, tall, well built, has dark seductive eyes and long flowing hair.
Slowly and suggestively, he starts to walk up the aisle to where the woman is standing, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as this total stranger approaches her.
Slowly he removes his shirt; muscles ripple across his glistening chest.
As he reaches the woman who is now trembling uncontrollably, he extends his arm, which is holding the shirt and gently whispers in a soft voice...
"Iron this"
2007-04-24 12:12:49 · 36 answers · asked by LONE WOLF 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't read your joke because it was way too long. Thanks for the 2 points though!
2007-04-24 12:16:00 · answer #1 · answered by MARS 6 · 2⤊ 7⤋
Jeez MC, you do not look taking this sweep o.k., huh? i grew to become into actually using in manhattan right now, and my dad grew to become into like, we are quite close to to the recent stadium. Then I reported, stadium, what stadium, you recommend that fishbowl the Yankees play in? genuine question: I observed 5 minutes of that tutor, then i grew to become into like, ok thats adequate. I never want to work out anymore of that. BQ: i don't think of the Yankees will sign him. edit: does all people comprehend a thank you to united statesa.? this lowlife would not deserve mine anymore.
2016-10-30 05:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved it!!! definitely going to pass it on. My friends at work love when i come in with a couple great ones that people here put out. Everyone loves to laugh.
2007-04-24 12:47:16 · answer #3 · answered by Arraya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put that joke on here a couple of nights ago.
It is funny.
2007-04-24 12:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh lord. Now that's a 10 out of 10. Props to writing this whole thing!
2007-04-24 12:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by babyGirl* 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
people who say ur sexist (wouldnt be shocked if u were...) but they can shut the f**k up cause i thought it was hilarious and im a woman so tey cant just be like well...w/e...ugh ive heard this b4 but i love it
2007-04-24 12:45:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice 1 !
2007-04-24 12:22:51 · answer #7 · answered by Amelia Jane 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Upon reading this i couldnt even muster a titter, let alone a laugh as the strong masoganistic undertone left me feeling somewhat appaulled and ashamed that in a society such as ours someone could still find the claptrap funny. living in fear of terrorism is bad enough without sharts like you making ludacris "jokes" fit to wipe my sharty pants with. Burn in hell.
2007-04-24 12:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by Grace K 1 · 3⤊ 5⤋
harsh! y r half the jokes on here bad to women?!?
2007-04-27 10:27:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! lol! Funny! 10!
2007-04-24 12:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
daym this jokes already been done... unless you reposted it b4 too! it was funny when i read it the 1st time on Y!A
2007-04-24 12:18:19 · answer #11 · answered by sprite 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋