Scientists finally discovered how to create man out of dirt! So they called a meeting with GOD.
"GOD," they said, "we have discovered how to make man out of dirt! We can now do anything you can! We don't need you or your creations anymore!"
"OH REALLY?" asked GOD.
"Yes!" proclaimed the scientists.
"SHOW ME." said GOD.
"Well.." began the scientists, "we take the dirt and..."
"UH, UH, UH...." GOD said, "MAKE YOUR OWN DIRT!"
Did you like it? I thought it was cute! :)
2007-04-24 12:06:41 · 21 answers · asked by Candace A 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That was cute. Put a smile on my face! Thanks for sharing!
2007-04-24 12:15:10 · answer #1 · answered by Zizi 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I thought there was an easier way to create men, and it does not involve dirt. Except for Southern couples who do it in the barn.
2007-04-24 19:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I've heard that one before. Makes a good point.
Cheers :-)
2007-04-24 19:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by chekeir 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. I've heard that before but forgot about it.
2007-04-24 19:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by Me 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That was cute!! Stars!
2007-04-24 19:47:53 · answer #5 · answered by hayaa_bi_taqwa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when Billy Graham told it in 1959 and it is still funny.
2007-04-24 19:14:51 · answer #6 · answered by martha d 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
good one :)
but can you PROVE that dirt exists?
2007-04-24 20:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute indeedy
teehee
blessings :)
2007-04-24 19:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow make your own dirt. You know that was so funny when I heard it the first ten times I had to cut off my computer I laughed so hard. But it started to grow a little stale after a hundred telling and now I am completely HA.... Ha ha ha..HA Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....................... Haaaaaaaaa I cant stop laughingggggggggggggg ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.........................
2007-04-24 19:16:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
BAAAHAHAHA!!!
That is just the cutest thing EVER!
Thank you for sharing!!!
2007-04-24 19:25:59 · answer #10 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋