List the ways a person can hurt, die or be killed?

Question

Then list the ways to prevent that.

I am not serious about this list.

However some people do lack common sense. Maybe a back to basics would help them out.

Answer 1

Fall off a roof---don't get on the roof.
Get hit by a car ----- don't stand in front of a moving car
Get strangled by getting your head stuck (ha ha ha funny picture)
Get swallowed whole by your dates pet anachonda -- Wear a hat made of giant fish hooks.
Choke to death on your toenail clippings --- duh
Eat dinner at my mom's ---- run away
Suffer from carbon monoxide poisoning from running behind vehicles and huffing the fumes -- don't inhale
Falling on scissors --- only use them when lying flat on the floor
Getting stuck in a garbage truck compactor -- let go of the bag when you throw it on the truck
You are serious about this list?

Answer 2

You can be hurt, die or be killed by doing nothing whatsoever, like not even getting out of bed. Therefore suggest you get up and get out into the big wide world as life really is too short.