A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.
As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See there, baby? That's 1000 pounds of Dynamite!"
She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging legs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to run out the door, and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
2007-04-24 11:18:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please post more jokes, this is the kind of jokes I wanna hear, babe. Thanks! LOL!
2007-04-24 12:03:28 · answer #1 · answered by babyGirl* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A £1 Argos voucher and a bag of chips and a pickle
2016-05-17 23:19:29 · answer #2 · answered by audra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good,please carry on posting the jokes,lol
2007-04-24 11:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by danny261178 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When she walked in and the gynaecologist saw her, all his reasoning went out the window.
He told the woman to undress and started to rub his hands up and down her thigh.
Do you know what I'm doing?" He asks.
"Yes your checking for abnormalities or abrasions. Arn't you?"
"Correct" the man replies readily.
He then starts to fondal her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Your checking for any lumps which might need to be looked at."
"Correct" he says though his growing smile.
He then proceeds to have sex with her. "And do you know what I'm doing here?"
"Yes, you're getting herpes."
2007-04-24 11:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Always guaranteed a laugh with your jokes. 10/10+star.
2007-04-25 02:42:03 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one girl pmsl at that one 10/10
2007-04-24 15:49:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it got anymore lmao
2007-04-24 11:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NICE! lmao! rofl!
2007-04-24 11:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by jelkatct 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was too funny...ctfu...lmao
2007-04-24 11:35:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLOLMFAO that is hilarious dude =])
2007-04-24 11:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by Luthien 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! LMAO!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA THAT WAS GREAT!!!
2007-04-24 11:47:35 · answer #11 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋