A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the
driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove-box, and that there was a body in the trunk?
Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the big liar told you I was speeding too!
2007-04-24 11:12:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,Oh I like it,I hope I can remember it all and tell it to my mates.Don`t worry I will give you full credit (and a star) for it :-)
2007-04-24 11:16:59 · answer #1 · answered by danny261178 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-10 03:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by Lorene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. I love police jokes.
My favorite one is where a speeding woman because she is late for work, as she tells the officer. The officer, who was parked under an overpass with a speed gun, pulls her over. When asked what her occupation is, she said she is a proctologist and enjoys sticking her hands deep down... and continues to say:
"...Sometimes I'll stretch them till they're six feet!"
"What the h*ll do you need a six foot a**hole for?" exclaims the officer.
"Give'em a speed gun and stick'em under an overpass..."
2007-04-24 11:19:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is brilliant, think it may work as well!! 10/10+star
2007-04-25 02:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-04-24 11:16:33 · answer #5 · answered by lucyshines49 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2007-04-24 11:16:09 · answer #6 · answered by micahcf 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes i like it
2007-04-24 15:46:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old and wasnt funny the last time either.
2007-04-24 11:18:29 · answer #8 · answered by Borg_MonkeyDrone 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha, good one, I like those traffic stop jokes
2007-04-24 15:05:18 · answer #9 · answered by -(O_o)-Roboto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i have to try that one day
2007-04-24 11:21:59 · answer #10 · answered by Luthien 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋