"You've Got Mail"
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.
About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.
She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the man asked.
"Because," replied the blonde, "my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!"
2007-04-24 11:07:59 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha...classic....wait a minute...i'll be back, i have to go outside...i have mail...lol
2007-04-24 11:10:38 · answer #1 · answered by it's over ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg.....very humorous staggering...magnificent.......made me lol...sturdy pastime...keep up the sturdy jokes desire u like this oldie....i heard it years in the past so theres this physician that did circumcisions.After many years he comes to a call its time to retire.each and each of the circumsicions he did through the years,he kept the foreskins.He took the large garbag finished of foreskins to his chum who works at a leather employer.He says"Make me something wonderful out of those foreskins,cuz im retiring." His chum says"come decrease back in 2 weeks and sick have something wonderful for you."So he is going in 2 weeks to ascertain what his chum made him.even as he shows up 2 weeks later,his chum grants him with 5 wonderful wallets. He says to his chum"wallets!? Is that each and each one i'm going after all those years!?" His chum says"loosen up my chum.you observe its no longer in basic terms undemanding wallets. After to rub them for a lengthy time period,it is going to change right into a 5 piece bags set."
2016-12-04 19:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niiiiice...
How did she get the computer on again?
Did You hear the one about the blonde who couldn't get Her computer to scan her picture, no matter how closely she held it to the screen...
2007-04-24 11:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by Capt Crasher 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol I have blondeb roots (as in I'm blond in the brain but the color darkens when it shows up on my head) and I would probly do that.
2007-04-24 11:21:15 · answer #4 · answered by baby face. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ....i like it haahahahahahah 10/10
2007-04-24 11:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-04-24 16:31:18 · answer #6 · answered by robin b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh I love a good dumb blonde joke.
2007-04-24 11:11:19 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh boy, another blonde joke...
2007-04-24 11:11:54 · answer #8 · answered by Kate 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha i love blonde jokes!!
srry all u blondes
2007-04-24 11:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Maggie May 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe funny!
2007-04-24 13:12:33 · answer #10 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋