A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchanges in here'.
2007-04-24 11:00:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tee hee hee! Five minutes later the same guy walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!"
2007-04-24 11:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by odandme 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This must be the same pet shop that my neighbour went into. He asked to buy a wasp. The owner said "We don't sell wasps"
My neighbour said "Well, you have 3 of them in the window!"
2007-04-24 11:21:33 · answer #2 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-04-24 11:05:39 · answer #3 · answered by LISA H 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats poor. 3/10.
2007-04-24 11:18:58 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man went into a garage and asked for a petrol cap for a Skoda...
yeah, you know the rest!
2007-04-24 11:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I managed to swap my wife for one , albeit with a large cash adjustment as well.
2007-04-24 11:04:51 · answer #6 · answered by LordLogic 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, I haven't heard that before!
Thanks for the giggle :)
2007-04-24 11:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one before quite funny.
2007-04-24 11:04:41 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha I bet if they did he would do great business
2007-04-28 07:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa!
2007-04-24 12:50:11 · answer #10 · answered by Amelia Jane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋