When she walked in and the gynaecologist saw her, all his reasoning went out the window.
He told the woman to undress and started to rub his hands up and down her thigh.
Do you know what I'm doing?" He asks.
"Yes your checking for abnormalities or abrasions. Arn't you?"
"Correct" the man replies readily.
He then starts to fondal her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Your checking for any lumps which might need to be looked at."
"Correct" he says though his growing smile.
He then proceeds to have sex with her. "And do you know what I'm doing here?"
"Yes, you're getting herpes."
;-)
2007-04-24 10:26:46 · 20 answers · asked by BLING 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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4 nuns crossing the street get hit by a bus..... they all pass and go to heaven
When they arrive at the pearly gates ....St. Peter is sitting at the gate, on a stool ,holding a bowl of Holy Water.
He then tells the 4 nuns to line up single file , after they line up he then tells them he is going to ask them one question and they all must answer it truthfully or they will not be aloud to enter into heaven..........they all nod OK
The first nun walks up and holds out her forefinger....St. Peter she sobs ,....I have have touched a man's penis with this finger, she says tearfully........St. Peter shakes his head in disgust and proceeds to tell her to dip that dirty finger into the Holy Water...... and then walk on through.
The second nun walks up and holds out her entire hand, .......crying too, .....she says....St. Peter I have touched a man's penis with my entire hand.....holding it up...... St. Peter again shaking his head in disgust, tells the nun to dip her unclean hand into the Holy Water, and then she may walk on through.
The third nun is walking up,.... and as she is , .....the fourth nun taps her on the shoulder and whispers in her ear....... Listen honey, before you stick your @ss in that bowl of Holy Water.....Damn-it,...... let me gargle first!!!!
2007-04-24 11:03:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-04-24 10:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-04-24 10:37:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke
2007-04-24 10:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by Kandie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the German soldier who raped a French girl during the war.
"In nine months you will have a baby boy." He stated, "You may call him Adolf."
"In nine days monsieur you will get a rash on your genitals." Replies the French girl, "You may call it measles."
2007-04-24 12:04:07 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That funny - think I have met a woman with that same attitude
2007-04-24 10:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol dats funny were did you here that if you made it up then ur a good joke maker lol amy lmao
2007-04-24 10:33:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very solid. jogs my memory of the well-being care service who visited a starving blonde at homestead. clearly on seeing her he advised her to strip which she did to bare the most sensational body. recognizing the bulge that each and each one in each of unexpected regarded in his trousers she slipped on her housecoat and said: "I wager you desire a hand interest. does no longer you?" "Wow, how proper you're." He gasped "it truly is in basic terms what i desire," "ok." She replied huskily. "i'd be contained in the kitchen once you've complete!"
2016-10-18 03:34:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny. Maybe he should have read her notes first!!
10/10
:-)))
2007-04-24 10:30:24 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that's funny. I had an OB/GYN that was a total perv and it creeped me out...
2007-04-24 10:30:08 · answer #10 · answered by Jane 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋