What are the funniest creationist arguments you've come across ?

Question

Personally I laugh every time I hear the

"If we came from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys" especially when followed with a hilarious "Case closed"

Answer 1

God scattered dinosaur fossils across the Earth to test your faith. While keeping in mind that dinosaurs did not exist, of course.........

Answer 2

A day on earth is a 1000 years to god so carry the 1 and the earth is 8000 years old plus we messed up the calenders so maybe its 10000 years old and oh ya btw dinosaurs and man lived at the same time. Case closed +1 for god.

Answer 3

The dreaded "missing the other half of the statement" ones.
" I have trouble believing that The universe was created without divine intervention because it is too complex and orderly a place not to have been " The Missing Half :
"I however have no trouble believing that a complex , orderly ,sentient being capable of creating such a place simply always existed"

Answer 4

Which evolved first:
The lungs, the mucus lining to protect them, the throat, or the perfect mixture of gases to be breathed into the lungs?

Answer 5

the old watchmaker story...

if you were walking across a desert and found a watch, would you assume that it just formed there? or would you assume that being such a complex creation, it certainly must have had a creator?

Answer 6

The example you used is the dumbest one I can think of.

Answer 7

The universe is 6000-10000 years old?

ha ha ha ha ha

Are you serious?

Answer 8

All of them. Every single one.

Answer 9

We have real Nephilim bones in Christian museums.

Answer 10

"If Evolution were true, we should see beings that are in the middle of their Evolution process, not fully evolved beings like US"

This one really kills me....