What's the MOST embarrassing thing your child did in public?

Question

Don't be bashful-if it's that embarrassing, I need a good laugh...

Answer 1

After my 11 yr. old was recirrcumcised (at the age of 5), we were in a crowded department store. He shouted at the top of his voice, " Mom, I need new boxers, now that my penis is bigger!" I was so embarrassed, I was speechless. The shoppers all starred and laughed at him.

Answer 2

Over the summer season while we've been in a public restroom, I took my then 4 year previous daughters in the stall with me, and that i went additionally. What I felt became into loud, my daughter says “Mommy why do you have hair on your bits?” And my different daughter till now i'd desire to declare something says “Katie, basically mommys have hair on their bits” i'd desire to take heed to the different women persons in there guffawing, and while we walked out of the stall, nevertheless have been. Smile: That jogs my memory of myself, and my infants. different than I had my infants as a teenager, yet at 21 (I additionally look like i'm 12-14) and that they are 5. My daughter mentioned some thing approximately having to be a grown as much as do some thing. and that i mentioned nicely i'm a grown up. And my daughters says no mommy you’re a toddler grown up. I’m nevertheless undecided what which skill.

Answer 3

My 3 year old, My Grandma and I were at the grocery Store shopping for Dinner... I was looking at Bread and he yells to My Grandma and the lady next to us while pointing at a bottle of wine.... " My Mommy Drinks that Blue Wine EVERY DAY!!!" I was mortified that my son is telling people that I am an alcoholic.... Funny thing is I dont EVER even drink around my son, not Beer, Wine, NOTHING!!!! I dont know where he got that from.... He is also famous for telling everyone that he Passed Gas!!!!

Answer 4

It's always very loudly talking about or doing "bathroom things" in public. I can't even count how many embarrassing things my boys have done in public. Probably having a pee in front of a lot of people would be the more embarrassing thing they have done.

Answer 5

Eldest daughter would refuse to go in deli's or health food shops - stand outside with fingers holding nose yelling 'ugh it smells in there!'
Youngest daughter spotted 2 nuns crossing road and pointed out, to all passers by ' I can see the penquins!'
Both children were 3 years old - I cringed at the time but had chuckle later!
There were many other times, as most other parents can testify, when you wanted the ground to open up. But, hey -- out of the mouths of babes.....

Answer 6

My kids are grown up now but when one of my sons was around the age of 2, we were at the meat counter and there was a rather large woman there with a big butt. He looked at me, looked at her and said," Hey lady, you got a fat a.s.s. I nearly died...laughing but I couldn't let him see me laugh. I don't know where he picked up that word and I did tell him that was NOT a nice thing to say.
Another son was around the age of 5 when we were in the same supermarket and there was a woman with a big nose and facial hair. He looks at her with his mouth open and said. "Mom, she looks like a witch her nose is so big (very pointy) and why does she have a hairy face?"
What CAN you say? Out of the mouths of babes.

Answer 7

My son was about 3 when Toy Story came out.... we were doing some Christmas shopping at Wal Mart when he spotted the action figures. They came in all different sizes. I asked him which ones he liked best (trying to get ideas for Santa)... he SHOUTS out "I want a little Buzz and a BIG WOODY!!!"..... you could hear the laughter from 5 aisles away.

Answer 8

My niece was in the grocery store with her father. He was heading down the cereal aisle, and she was shopping for her favorite cereal by pulling out box after box. ( she was about 2 and a half) Her father, rather frustrated, picked her up to keep her from rearranging the entire store on to the floor, and she started yelling "No, Daddy No! Don't hit me with the belt!"
Since her father had never raised a hand to her ever, he was absolutely shocked, and other shoppers gave him filthy looks.He slunk out of the store in a hurry, horribly embarassed. It is amazing what kids learn in day care!

Answer 9

My 4yr old son smacked a middle-aged man's bum with both hands VERY hard in a check-out queue, and then the man immediately turned around thinking it was my friend who was standing next to me, and then he looked straight downwards towards my son who was having a tantrum(but he didn't say anything). All I could do was apologize.

It was embarassing but funny at the same time, and found it hard to hide my laughter. (My son has autism so could be excused I guess).

Answer 10

Last November my mother-in-law was watching our son who is 5 at her salon, while she had a professional photographer taking antique photos. The man was partially bald on top, my son looked at him and said "You know there are things on TV that will take care of your bald spot, and you should order some soon." I was horrified when I found out and made him apologize when my husband and I got back.