Is Christianity bad for your liver?

Question

I think about to fail my liver function test?

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No question mark at the end of the second statement.

Answer 1

Possibly, although other side effects may include nausea, heartburn, erectile dysfunction, and memory loss, and possible sleeping disorders. Mild skin rashes may also occur, but are not common.

Answer 2

Christianity is a name given to those who have made a willingness and a commitment to serve the Risen KING of Kings. Christ anoints those who come to Him in faith believing as Divine Royal Kings, Priests and Prophets unto Him and will rule and reign with Him now and during Christ'1000 year reign on this earth while those who have rejected Him and their rights to this kingdom will suffer great loss and if you have liver problems, it can be healed no matter what the test shows unless you mock the Gospel, then your troubles are more than a liver problem only without help from Christianity..

Answer 3

There's help on the way. Just join this group(Christian Livers) and you shall be cleansed!! Heaven have mercy on your liver, brother!!

http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/christianlivers/

Answer 4

If you join the atheists in a drink every time some damn fool asks a Pascal's Wager type question, then, yes, Christianity (or any other religion) can be bad for your liver.
Seriously, if you are going to drink, do it in moderation. Drinking does really bad things to your liver, as well as to your life.

Answer 5

Well, if you get into the ceremonial wine too often, then it could be bad for your liver. Otherwise you'll be fine - for a Christian.

Answer 6

Christianity is never bad for your liver. Now, this question confuses me. Why do you think Christianity, a kind loving faith, would hurt you? Is what you are really asking is whether or not God can hurt you? He does dicsiplin people, because He loves them. He wants people to get corrected. Sometimes it takes us to get smacked by the Father to realize what we are doing and stop. He wants our walk to strengthen.
Whatever the question, God, church, and Christianity will not hurt you. Are you afraid of God or Christianity? Or have you just heard something like that from someone else and now you want to get your facts strait?

Answer 7

Well you u must know why u will have to fail a liver function test.But u dont have to live with a failed liver all your life.GOD can heal you.There is nothing in your body that GOD can make perfect again.But u dont need to wait for GOD to make the way.GOD already did it for u.The bible says Isaiah 53:5 "By JESUS stripes we are healed".So u see JESUS bore stripes so we can be healed.And he stripes including healing for your liver too.So its upto u to recieve the healing.
But GOD doesnt want to heal not only your liver.He wants to heal all the darkness in your soul.To cleanse u and make u righteous.JESUS loves u and died for u.

"For GOD so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whoso ever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life".Ask JESUS to come into your heart and forgive ur sins and cleanse ur past with his blood.

Answer 8

Christianity that's Law<-Law X-ianity in the "last day" can be as Deadl-y as Law "worketh Wrath"(Sudden Destruction) is also "the ministration of Death" going to<=>fro seeking whom it may Devour; obviously those MARK-ed with an X.

Pst: It's now the third day is the seventh day is the last day.

Charity never faileth: 1Cor13; But Mt 22 law law loves do.

POINT: Grace is neither of two laws in Mt 22 and Rom 8.
Charity is neither of two law law loves fail in Mt 22: 36-40.

More Excellent: neither broadmindead nor narrowmindead.

The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.

Answer 9

Perhaps you should be more concerned with developing and IQ over 90. I highly doubt you even know where your liver is.

Answer 10

Isn't it funny that without Christians you would have nothing to laugh at? Try to go one day without using perceived ineptitudes of Chrsitianity as your MO