Wouldn't it be safer to accept Him now?
Pastal's Wager.
Drink up friends. LOL!
2007-04-24 08:00:50 · 18 answers · asked by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I see your wager, and I raise you one drink! Cheers!
2007-04-24 08:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is written, "And as it was in the days of Noah, so it will be also in the days of the Son of Man." Luke 17:26
I know you didn't intend to, but with your question you affirmed this statement made by Jesus Himself.
In Noah's day they laughed and ridiculed him for building a boat on dry land, when it had never rained on the earth before. They didn't laugh when it started raining and the doors were closed.
God loves you and so do I.
2007-04-24 15:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by JV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you got me thinking now, because I woke up with spaghetti sauce in my ears. Maybe that means I died in my sleep. Am I even here, can you see this?
2007-04-24 15:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by doc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We had spaghetti for dinner last night, and it was flying through the air when we were testing the pasta to see if it was done....LOL.
2007-04-24 15:05:36 · answer #4 · answered by farleefarkle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahh but there isnt overwhelming evidence that the flying spaghetti monstor died for me so that i may live in peace and harmony, rather than in pain and suffering. plus, i havent seen the flying spaghetti monster work in my life.
2007-04-24 15:04:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hic hic hic
room swirling, eyes unfocused...
Please show me the way to the sauce so that I can avoid an eternity held from the love of spaghetti
2007-04-24 15:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have spoken with the FSM, he told me that he has eaten too much spaghetti, and can no longer fly.
2007-04-24 15:07:28 · answer #7 · answered by Matsukaze 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
then Jesus would've called himself the Flying Spaghetti Monster, instead of Jesus.
I think you just like typing spaghetti,...and drinking beer
2007-04-24 15:05:58 · answer #8 · answered by the shiz 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I am getting wasted today friends... and I have to go to work in less than an hour... quick someone ask another one.
Fosters australian for beer.
2007-04-24 15:03:52 · answer #9 · answered by Satan 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need some new material brother!
2007-04-24 15:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋