A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
it's going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three
years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 ! was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure
whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how
to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You work for the I.R.S...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
Happy Tax time!
2007-04-24 06:35:35 · 28 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u didnt say what the stamp collecter did? did he f..k her??......i dont get it? youre welcome xxxxx
2007-04-25 07:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by mat l 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What a great twist!! love it!!
try this one!
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
2007-04-24 06:42:42 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Clever!
2007-04-24 06:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a longer version of one I'd heard before, but it's still funny.
2007-04-24 06:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by tiebreakbabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time!!! You get a star!!!
2007-04-24 07:54:32 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. I thought I had heard them all. Nice to hear a new joke.
2007-04-24 06:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by Millionaire in training 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved it best one I've ever heard!!! 😄😋have a star
2015-03-28 18:36:49 · answer #7 · answered by josie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Heard the d@mn joke like, a million times.... But it's still very funny every time I hear it!!!
2007-04-24 06:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha wait a minute, some times you get money back from the I.R.S.
A lawyer would sound better.
2007-04-24 06:41:50 · answer #9 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I did.
2007-04-24 06:41:39 · answer #10 · answered by georgia_peach 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!! Yeah, that gave me a good chuckle.
2007-04-24 06:39:57 · answer #11 · answered by spam_1991 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋