Will I still get to be festivities minister?? Does satan like jager?
2007-04-24 05:59:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll be right there with you. And yes. We will overthrow the old regime with the massive penguin and puffin armies and party like the world is going to end.
2007-04-24 06:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure that you'll still get to be festivities minister. I don't know about Satan, but I love jager, so I'll at least drink.
2007-04-24 13:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont worry that you are wrong. the way i see it is that hell will be one big party.
god just says it is bad to make ppl not wanna go there cuz he is jealous that ppl will like it better
all the goody goody dont know how to have fun ppl will be in heaven. so after you get used to the heat in hell, which wont take long if you are there for all eternity, its gonna be a big party. with a pool and a keg. i will see you there. id normally say ill be the one wiith the beer, but for you, ill bring the jager. can you bring some redbull?
2007-04-24 13:34:26 · answer #3 · answered by Sara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet Satan does! Plus, all those wonderful things (sinners) enjoy. So, let's say, if you're wrong, & you go to hell, it'll be fun. Hey, let's get serious here. Someone wrote "...when you have all the correct information..." & what does this mean? Everyone who rejects Christ goes to hell. I find it pompous & rather sophomoric to keep insisting there is only "one" truth.
"My faith [note FAITH] is better than your faith, da da da da da!" I've seen some incredibly civil & thoughtful answers from Chrisitans in this section, but they're RARE. I tire of lakes of fire, the iron rod, demons, eternal torment & so on. & because I'm an Atheist, I have no moral standards, bla bla. There is so much "fear" in (many) Christians, it almost gives me chills. So, I suggest you go have your amber fluid (beer in Aussie) & just forget about it! THRIVE.
2007-04-24 14:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by Psychic Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am always amazed at the folks I see joke about this. I guess when you don't have the correct information or are truly afraid inside it's easier to make jokes. There are no festivities in hell and here's a clue for you "Even satan doesn't want to be there" God binds satan in the end and throws him in so how bad must it be? So if you are wrong torment for ever and ever. That's a pretty big mistake especially when there is a God who loves you so much.
2007-04-24 13:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by Sylvia G 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't think so. It's nothing against you, it just I don't think they'll need a festivities minister, since the people in hell have nothing to celebrate. Sorry.
2007-04-24 13:13:58 · answer #6 · answered by Cylon Betty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it is not the matter right or wrong, since the fall of man, man'smind has been turned against God and directed toward many persons, things, and matters other than God. Furthermore, man is controlled by his mind, doing the desires of the thoughts. the desires of man's thoughts, whether they are good or bad, are always contrary to God and are directe towrd persons, things, and matters other than God. because of this, man also behaves himself in a way that is contrary to God and is thus directed towrd persons, things, and matters other than God. Therefore, man should repent and have a change in his mind so that his conduct and behavior may also change accordingly. The repentance that God desires is that man would have a change of mind and turn towrd God. Such a repentance is not only to correct man's wrongdoings; it is even more to turn the mind from things other than God to God. A person's repentance is nothing less than his change from rejecting God and being turned against God to desiring god and being turned toward God. Real repentance should be a repentance unto God (Act 20:21) a turning in reality from all things to God
2007-04-24 13:07:48 · answer #7 · answered by show me the way 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't believe in either and if there were a Satan I am sure even he would not drink Jager--burp
2007-04-24 13:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one likes Jager.
2007-04-24 13:03:30 · answer #9 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm sorry to tell you, hell is a place of torture that will last for eternity. Who goes there? Everybody who rejected Christ. Everyone has probably had a chance to accept, and if you don't, you probably will. Hope you find the Truth.
2007-04-24 13:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by Fez, El Pianista Tejano♣ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋