If a smurf and a smurfette find each other completely smurfy and want to be smurfed forever, who are we to judge?
2007-04-24 05:37:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm with you, Hayden!
Long Live the Smurfs!
2007-04-24 08:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because there was only one female smurf... And she had to be shared with the entire village... If she got married, then there would be a lot of weird stuff going on in Smurfsville
2007-04-24 05:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's only one Smurfette for the whole village.
2007-04-24 05:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cause there's only one Smurfette...no polyandry in Smurfland
2007-04-24 05:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by chiefs70man 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are two types of men in the world : those that have "thought about it", in regards to Smurfette, and then there are liars.
2007-04-24 05:40:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
It's like when you bring candy to class, but don't have enough for everyone, so you don't even get to have your own candy...it's like that. Only one Smurfette.
2007-04-24 05:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only one girl smurf-thats some hardcore gang banging smurf porn there people!
2007-04-24 05:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by brideofsatan_1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree. They should at least be able to enter into a civil union.
2007-04-24 05:58:32 · answer #8 · answered by Tara P 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's more like a gang-bang with tiny blue *****.
2007-04-24 05:49:44 · answer #9 · answered by SHEÖL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought there was only ONE female Smurf.
I can't remember....
2007-04-24 14:50:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋