Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubb on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Bubba.
"My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"
2007-04-24 05:29:04 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOOD one!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
2007-04-24 05:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by Barack_O' Llama 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Everybody knows Bubba. LOL You get a star!
2007-04-30 12:24:12 · answer #2 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but of course bubba wasn't really known
2007-05-02 02:27:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only Yahoo posting that's funnier was an earlier question in the automotive section: "Where can I get a longer dipstick for my car? The one I have now won't reach the oil!"
2007-05-01 11:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by Homey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a funny one everybody knows bubba and noone else
lol=]
2007-04-28 06:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by Ovie707 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmfao
thanks a bunch
i burst out laughing in the middle of Class XD
2007-04-24 05:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by Jess and Doyin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! A bit outdated, but funny nonetheless!
2007-04-24 05:38:22 · answer #7 · answered by howardlee1977 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha I liked your joke and the one about the nun too Hilarious.
2007-04-24 05:51:20 · answer #8 · answered by mysteryousmtz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still good!
2007-04-24 05:42:36 · answer #9 · answered by Dice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's very funny.Thanks a lot.I enjoyed it a lot.
2007-04-30 01:16:48 · answer #10 · answered by sweet-hoppy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..i liked that joke..but i cant laugh very hard. i caught a cold yesterday and my thaort is soo sore :(
2007-04-24 05:47:56 · answer #11 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋