Whats the most funny thing your child ever said to you or someone else.?

Question

Or what funny names for things do they have.
My son whos 23 now used to call lollipop, lopipop and he called ice cream, wimm.My mum told me that i used to ask for a drink of borgi,meaning water.LOL.where the hell did that come from,cause i dont know.

Answer 1

My 7 year old son wont lie, so when I ask him a question that he dont want to tell me the answer to he says "How badly do you need to know the answer".

Answer 2

I'll tell you something funny I did (well its funny now,my mother was mortified!)
I was about 5 and on a tram with my mum in the Netherlands. This woman got on and sat near us,she was wearing a short skirt and low-cut top with high heels. So I looked at her for awhile and then turned to my mum and said 'is that a prostitute mummy?'! I don't know where I heard that word,my mum must have been educating me or something,she was very open! Anyway she was so embarrassed,I'm not sure if the woman understood but its pretty funny now! :o)
Also I did make up a word w

Answer 3

My son is almost 4 and he has said so many funny things but I think the one that made me laugh the most was about a month ago we were in the car and he told me that he had to go potty. Well we were only like 5 minutes away from where we were going and I askied him if he could hold it. When we pulled up infront of the house he looked at me with a surprised face and said "Mommy, my wee wee is magic I didn't have an accident". It was hilarious.

Answer 4

bout 5 and on a tram with my mum in the Netherlands. This woman got on and sat near us,she was wearing a short skirt and low-cut top with high heels. So I looked at her for awhile and then turned to my mum and said 'is that a prostitute mummy?'! I don't know where I heard that word,my mum must have been educating me or something,she was very open! Anyway she was so embarrassed,I'm not sure if the woman understood but its pretty funny now! :o)
Also I did make up a word when I was younger: cardy-ess. Use it in the context of doing something naughty or mischievous!

Answer 5

I'll tell you something funny I did (well its funny now,my mother was mortified!)
I was about 5 and on a tram with my mum in the Netherlands. This woman got on and sat near us,she was wearing a short skirt and low-cut top with high heels. So I looked at her for awhile and then turned to my mum and said 'is that a prostitute mummy?'! I don't know where I heard that word,my mum must have been educating me or something,she was very open! Anyway she was so embarrassed,I'm not sure if the woman understood but its pretty funny now! :o)
Also I did make up a word when I was younger: cardy-ess. Use it in the context of doing something naughty or mischievous!

Answer 6

My brother who was like 4 or something at the time said when we were in the tax office with a long queue behind us:
"Why has that woman (behind the desk) got a moustache?"
This went on until we got to the top of the queue

Once I asked can a bee sting a nettle and can a nettle sting a bee?... I've never gotten an answer

Answer 7

When my daughter was about 3, i was pregnant with her sister. We explained to her why i was getting bigger. One day I was paying on a layaway at wal-mart and there was this older lady (maybe in her fifties or sixties) who was a bigger woman sitting on the bench. My daughter walked over to her and asked if she was going to have a baby because her stomach was big. The lady just smiled and stood up and said "No, I'm just fat". I already felt bad, but then my daughter had to look her up and down and reply "yeah --- your legs sure are fat too" She's almost 12 now and finds that funny but also embarrassing, since shes the kind of kid that has something nice to say about everyone.

Answer 8

When my daughter Melissa was about 6yrs old, I picked her up from school and all the way home she said her teacher said she had a spider in her tummy. I was horrified that her teacher would say that to a small child and after much discussion about how this conversation came about, Melissa said ''I've got a tummy ache, my teacher said maybe I've got a little bug inside my tummy''...........awwww

When Melissa was 1 &3/4 her baby sister was born, because she couldn't pronounce Julie properly she called her bewley......

When my son was about 7 I didn't have my washing machine plumbed in and one evening I forgot to put the waste pipe in the sink. My son was in the kitchen alone when the machine was on and water started pouring out of the waste pipe and the poor little love was standing there holding the pipe saying ''Mummy!, I'm drowning!!!''

I have grandchildren now and my eldest one is 5, don't we all wish we had written all of their funny sayings down?

Answer 9

My dad always tells me about the time he and my mom took me to my first county fair (I was about 2 at the time). He said he was carrying me around in one arm and he had one of those XL soft drinks in his other hand. He looked down and I was bent over the cup just slurping away and the drink was just about gone. He and my mom had only a few drinks before I got to it. The odd part is that I can no longer have soda (pop). I havent had any for the past ten years or so.

Anther story that my mom told me about was when I was about 3 1/2. I was sitting with my great grandma eating an ice cream bar. She has always had the shakes every since I can remember. I am told on that day I was trying to immitate her shakes with my ice cream in hand.

Answer 10

My Mother Told Me This..

When I Was 3 I Had Some Milk in the Car..

And I Said To My Mum You Are Not Allowed To Drink And Drive =D

Answer 11

My now 4 year old son once told a friend while they were looking out a window to "look around". He also called my mother in law Banana, instead of nana.. I accidently laughed at that one.. Just recently we were talking to him and trying to tell him how much fun school would be and how smart he can be if he started learning how to read now. He turned to both me and my husband and put his hand son his hips to look at us so seriously and said.
"I'm already smart enough, and I'm getting smarter all the time!!"
My daughter almost 2 while I was pregnant with our newest baby (2 weeks) pointed to my belly and said "big ball", while we were in the store. I never got real big at all, most people thought I was only 7 months while I was 9 months, but still..that stopped me right then and there and I bet my face went all red at that point. And she yelled even louder, "Big belly!" Picked up her shirt and pointed to her own with the biggest smile ever on her face!

I know I used to be a smart mouth when I was a kid! I can only imagine what I used to say around my parents!