A leper walks in to a bar and sits down,the barman takes one look at him and throws up all over his self.
The leper looking upset says"oh come on man i know i'm not exactly handsome but i do have feelings."
The barman still wiping sick off with his sleeve says"man i am so sorry it's not you that made me sick,but the guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his dorito's in you'r neck."
lol that must deserve a star.
2007-04-24 04:49:58 · 38 answers · asked by thewokinn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love the joke, but now I feel sick!!!!!!!
2007-04-25 02:22:44 · answer #1 · answered by Angel Kitten Rox! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-04-24 13:31:39 · answer #2 · answered by david c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one star for grossness!!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
2007-04-24 05:38:15 · answer #3 · answered by Chris R 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ewwwww hahaha
10/10 tho
have a star
haha
2007-04-24 05:22:51 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs Nemanja Vidic 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What did the leper say to the prostitute "Keep the tip"
2007-04-24 04:53:13 · answer #5 · answered by rachel l 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Now that was revolting! U deserve the star!
2007-04-24 13:30:27 · answer #6 · answered by el c 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you deserve a star for that very funny
2007-04-24 05:55:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A prostitute had leprosy, she had to give up the job.
Her business was falling off.
2007-04-24 09:24:55 · answer #8 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been mentally scarred by vomit or something? Lol
Good joke Lol
2007-04-24 21:15:00 · answer #9 · answered by x SexySian x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but thats well old. We used to tell that at school 20 years ago
2007-04-24 04:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋