Funny? What do you think?

Question

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfreind buying flowers.

The brunette sighs and says, "Oh s**t, my boyfreind is buying me flowers again...... for no reason."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "Whats the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"

The brunette says, "Oh sure...but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

Answer 1

Yes! You definitely made me laugh, even though I am blonde. Thanks for the good belly laugh.

Answer 2

So true your legs do ache after 3 days

What's a vase?

Answer 3

One night a guy took his girlfriend home.
As they were about to bid each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the
wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"..
"No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please,
I love you so much?!?" .
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"...
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on,
and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas,
hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it.
Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it,
but for God's sake and all of ours.. ..
TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE CALLING BELL!

Answer 4

now that's funny!!

To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then red-head gets to the 97th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then the blonde gets into heaven and bursts out laughing then god asked her "why are you laughing?" the blonde replied "I just got the first one!"

Answer 5

funny
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.

The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.

The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.

Number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect penis."

After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to my parents house for two weeks."

The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes, he bought me a Plymouth ."

"Well," the third one says, "I also have a confession to make, canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg!"

Answer 6

That is the best blonde joke I've heard in a long time!!! Ha ha!!

Answer 7

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

Answer 8

ha ha

Answer 9

that is realy funny god who tourt you that thats the best joke ive hurd in awhile.

Answer 10

ha ha