A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
2007-04-24 01:11:48 · 19 answers · asked by moedrinks247365 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow, good clean one. It really is a joke for everyone.10/10.
2007-04-24 01:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the best joke I've heard in a long time!! Hats off to you on that one!!
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.
"Well, okay," he says, "how about a ********?" "Yuck!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"
He says, "Well, then, how about a hand job?" "I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods. "Well, it's just like that."
So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain.
"What's wrong?!" she cries out.
"Take your thumb off the end!!"
2007-04-24 08:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-24 10:48:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good I laughed
2007-04-24 09:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by computer_bert 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!Ha!
lol
That was a good one.
2007-04-24 08:16:06 · answer #5 · answered by chmar11 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart man!
the joke was cute
2007-04-24 12:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by MX Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-24 08:18:02 · answer #7 · answered by For_Gondor! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good - nice and clean!
2007-04-24 08:14:31 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so whats the question?
2007-04-24 08:16:19 · answer #9 · answered by The Gnarf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL cute
2007-04-24 08:25:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋