During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" "Put them on the chair, on top of mine."
2007-04-24 00:12:48 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm back but don't tell anyone lol
2007-04-24 00:18:38 · update #1
ha ha ha ha ha ha......welcome snooks!!!....lol
2007-04-24 00:34:51 · answer #1 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this may be taking the old internal examination just a little to far!
2007-04-24 03:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by Firefox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones...right this is one for you A male pastor walked into an area pub to apply the restroom. the region grew to become into hopping with song and dancing, till human beings observed the pastor. because of fact the room quieted down he walked as much as the bartender, and asked, "might I please use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "i in my opinion do not think of you may desire to." "Why not?" the pastor asked. "i in my opinion want to apply a restroom!" "properly, i don't think of you may desire to. there's a statue of a bare woman in there -- and he or she's basically lined via a fig leaf!" "Nonsense," reported the pastor, "i'm going to seem any opposite direction!" So, the bartender confirmed the clergyman the door on the magnificent of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom. After a jiffy, he got here returned out, and the full place grew to become into hopping with song and dancing returned! He went to the bartender and reported, "Sir, i don't comprehend. as quickly as I got here in right here, the region grew to become into hopping with song and dancing. Then the room grew to grow to be actually quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the region is hopping returned." "properly, now you're one individuals!" reported the bartender. "might you like a drink too?" "yet, I nonetheless don't comprehend," reported the questioned pastor. "you spot," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights furniture bypass out interior the full place. Now, how some drink?" CHeeRioS
2016-10-28 20:06:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The doctor also took off his clothes and was ready to do something funny. hehe
2007-04-24 00:17:31 · answer #4 · answered by anonymous 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Not bad for a Tuesday!
2007-04-24 00:19:08 · answer #5 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. Brilliant. Not offensive - a very good joke. Let us have lots more........S O O N
2007-04-24 00:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by tonyflair2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats grosss but soooooo funny
2007-04-24 00:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by Jade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
afterward what did the report say to she was ?
2007-04-24 00:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by sergio a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-04-24 01:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty doctor, what a naughty naughty man
2007-04-24 00:19:39 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good1
2007-04-24 02:29:11 · answer #11 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋