She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.
He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and says, "You've got to make l*ve to me this very moment".
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have s*x.
Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"
She says "The egg timer's broken!"
2007-04-24 00:11:17 · 8 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Very good Joke . Never heared that one before. Thanks for the laugh
2007-04-24 00:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you so prude as to think love and sex are dirty words?
I have nightmares of falling and cracking my head on an egg timer.
2007-04-24 07:16:38 · answer #2 · answered by Bob 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
naw dat mean he tryin 2 call him a minute man.dats sum green sugar honey ice tea.
2007-04-24 07:46:55 · answer #3 · answered by bad_sexy_ghetto1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good morning!
2007-04-24 07:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by Mmmmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-04-24 07:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! have a star!
2007-04-24 07:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:))that was awsome!Your a pro!
2007-04-24 07:57:52 · answer #7 · answered by Nevermind 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-04-24 07:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by sergio a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋