Joan was watching the local news and turned to her husband, who was involved in a crossword puzzle.
"Darling," she said, "did you hear that? A Liverpool supporter swapped his wife for a season ticket. Would you ever do a thing like that?"
"Hell, no," he replied. "The season's nearly finished."
2007-04-23 18:03:40 · 11 answers · asked by faithless 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if it was for rea madrid if give it a 2nd thought,,,but liverpool,,,meh i go for wife,,,! not mine,, but yes "wife"!
2007-04-24 07:10:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-04-23 18:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by rock on 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha just wait till next season 9/10
2007-04-23 19:18:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, I will love to say football but my wife is just beside me so I got to say wife.
2007-04-23 18:16:57 · answer #4 · answered by lakaria_2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am single so I need to score
2007-04-23 18:16:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad. 6/10.
2007-04-23 18:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by jimbob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, maybe next season
2007-04-23 21:07:55 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-04-25 03:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's wrong but it's funny.
2007-04-23 18:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by Yvonne Cesaro 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent lol.
2007-04-23 19:05:44 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋