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Because that's simply not funny.

2007-04-23 16:50:19 · answer #1 · answered by Patty_08 3 · 0 1

That's weird -- I tried to order pizza and got the suicide hotline. Now I know why they didn't want my name and address.

2007-04-23 23:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0 0

Have you tried calling the pizza joint telling them that you are considering suicide? That may be an interesting conversation.

2007-04-23 23:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe they didnt like Pizza?

Or they only accept Pizza orders that includes Razor Blades or Bullets!
http://www.txtapizza.com/arniespizzaShop.html

Meows! =^-^=

2007-04-23 23:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ God's Kitty ♥ 2 · 0 0

Because it is a selfish and stupid act. Their are people in desperate need to take, who are trying to get through. I have been one of the volunteers on the phones and it is so frustrating when an idiot blocks the line as some sort of sick jock when I know people could well die because of them.

2007-04-23 23:52:44 · answer #5 · answered by Freethinking Liberal 7 · 0 0

because the suicide hotline doesn't like that you associate them with pizza hut

2007-04-23 23:49:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Simple. They don't sell pizza. Maybe you should try the converse.

2007-04-23 23:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hmm and I wonder why the real kid planning suicide doesn't get taken seriously

2007-04-23 23:51:17 · answer #8 · answered by † H20andspirit 5 · 0 0

They're probably vegetarians and sensed that you were going to order a pepperoni pizza. Bastards!

2007-04-23 23:50:00 · answer #9 · answered by BiggusDickus 3 · 0 1

You forgot to order you credit card number.

2007-04-23 23:52:34 · answer #10 · answered by MoPleasure4U 4 · 0 0

Pizza isn't very healthy.

2007-04-23 23:52:28 · answer #11 · answered by KJ 5 · 0 0

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