how do i kill a squirrel that is stuck in a pipe?

Answer 1

Use water to flush him out then shot him with a .22
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Answer 2

Two younger relations have pipe kill experience. They had
heard 'clicking' sounds rise up out of 12 inch diameter pipe
that descended about 100 feet to sandy bottom. One poured
in two pounds of calcium carbide normally employed to fuel
welding torch. The other poured in a gallon of water to start
conversion of chemical into flammable gas. Hardly had the water jug been put down than the other ignited a roadside
distress flare and dropped it into well bore.

Laughing like fools they ran to their truck about ten feet away and turned to watch. But nothing happened. One said, 'It is probably hung up on something.' The other said, 'Lets drop the water jug and maybe that will knock it loose.' The two strolled back to the pipe, one lifted the jug, and both peeked into the shaft.

The explosion was heard for miles and a jet of fire easily
went 300 feet high leaving a strange smoky black doughnut
shaped cloud that slowly drifted away. My relations both agreed they had seen something red in the pipe. Their
heads lacked any trace of hair and were blistered badly at
lower jaw and neck. Both were tossed aside by blast of
their ad-hoc cannon and left with smoldering clothing which they immediately ripped off. They giggled until the pain
forced both into a hospital an hour later. They remain too
stupid to do more than vote Republican and raise cows.

So, yes, this is one way to kill your pesky varmint.

Answer 3

Pack firmly to achieve the proper draft, then light him and smoke him.
Fur ball is not my personal preference on pipe tobacco, but to each their own.


D58

gun plumber are you talking a “Squirrel Cannon”
What is this a kit project for making Flying Squirrels?

Answer 4

The best way would be a .22lr to the head, but a high powered airgun would do as well. If you don't have any of these and absolutely can't get the squirrel out, then my only suggestion would be something sharp.

Answer 5

I had to get a wounded one I shot out of a small hollow tree once .

I cut a green forked limb off a tree I cut it to length (about a foot longer than the depth of the hole) then I left a couple inches or each fork . Shoved it in the hole till I made contact with the pissed squirell . I twisted the limb in the hole and the forks caught in his skin and tail . I pulled him out and finished him off.

I was in the woods and had nothing else to use and it worked remarkably well

Answer 6

Plug both ends of the pipe and it will suffocate. Get it out the next day or it will start stinking bad.

Answer 7

I agree, Why kill him, just flush him out with a garden hose and let him collect his nuts and be a happy squirrel

Hunt real game, Deer, Elk, Moose, Caribou, Iraqis

Answer 8

if it is an outdoor pipe you can buy something that is called a gopher bomb, they are lit and give off carbon monoxide, obviously not something to be used indoors, but effective outside

Answer 9

smoke him out alive, you don't want him to die in that pipe and not be able to get him out else he will stink for a long time.

Answer 10

Are you familiar with propane fueled tennis ball cannons?