Two old men were sitting on the beach watching the bikini-clad girls walking by, running into the water and playing beach voleyball.
"Do you think all this exercise, keeps you fit?" asked one.
"I should say so," replied the other. "I walk two miles every day just to watch this."
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Little Johnny, returning from his first day at school said to his mother..."Mum, what's s*x?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"
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2007-04-23 12:25:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Antoine......are you getting flashbacks? :(
2007-04-23 12:42:08 · update #1
Ha ha both funny.
:-)))
2007-04-23 12:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, I usuall write in yes or 3 or 4 times a week, lol
2007-04-23 12:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones!
2007-04-23 12:33:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just love that Little Johnny lmdao
2007-04-23 12:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
true story: when i was 5, the exact same thing happened to me! my mom even pulled out an old biology textbook and showed me how a menstrual cycle works!!!
i'm scarred for life
2007-04-23 12:30:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL That's funny!
2007-04-23 12:28:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny (it means the sex question on form ie male/female)
2007-04-23 12:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by morbidx666xmind 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i liked the first one but didnt get the2. can u explain it
2007-04-23 12:29:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's more than funny !
2007-04-23 14:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-04-23 12:28:54 · answer #10 · answered by ummm lemme think.... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋