Old man&his wife lived deep in the hills&seldom saw people.1day a peddler came to sell his goods&asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy something."Well my wife ain't home,she's gone down to the creek to wash clothes but lemma see what you got." ,
Peddlar showed him pots&pans,tools&gadgets but the old man wasn't interested.Then the man spotted a mirror and said"What's that?"
Before the peddlar could tell him it was a mirror the old man picked it up&said,"My God how'd you get a picture of Pappy?" The old man was so happy he traded his wife's best water pitcher for it.The peddler left before the wife came back.
The old man was worried that the wife would be mad at him for trading her pitcher so he hid it in the barn.He would go out to the barn 2or3 times a day to look at the"picture"&eventually the wife got suspicious.1day she got fed up&after he went to bed she went out to the barn.She saw the mirror,picked it up&said"so this is this is the hussy he's been foolin around with!"
2007-04-23
12:07:50
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