An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
bushes. Turning to look, he saw a seven foot grizzly charging towards
him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder
he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping
frantically and he tried to run even faster.
He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up
but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.
At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God."
Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.
It was then that a bright light shone upon the man and a voice came
out of the sky saying:
"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't
exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me
to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light.
"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a
Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the bear a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice. The light went out, and the sounds of the
forest resumed.
And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am
truly thankful, Amen."
2007-04-23 11:53:45 · 10 answers · asked by mozwart 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it before but its still a good one.
2007-04-25 02:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by SoccerClipCincy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-04-23 11:59:15 · answer #2 · answered by madrom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before but VERY FUNNY!! love it!
2007-04-23 12:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jesus=Savior<3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Very cute
2007-04-23 11:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by Ann 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great but not very funny
2007-04-23 12:07:17 · answer #5 · answered by Steven T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one :)
2007-04-23 11:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by Naruto #1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT! lol!
2007-04-23 16:12:32 · answer #7 · answered by Sophie M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yay so silly!!!
2007-04-23 12:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by encantame. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!
2007-04-23 12:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-04-23 12:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by Luthien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋