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Well, there was this game of "light as a feather, stiff as a board" that got a little out of hand...

2007-04-23 10:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

Well of course the theory of gravity isn't true. It's just a theory. God holds everything down on the Earth through divine grace. He can't let Satan hurl us all spinning off into space.

2007-04-23 10:54:56 · answer #2 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 1 0

Your question is reaaaally puzzling. yet, if i'm examining you properly, you think of salvation is gained by worship. it extremely is the place your incorrect. Salvation, is completely gained via surely believing that Jesus died on your sins. you will possibly be able to desire to truthfully be as undesirable as of a individual, yet once you nonetheless believed that Jesus died on your sins, you would be stored. Romans 10:9 " in case you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and have faith on your heart that God raised him from the lifeless, you would be stored." even with the undeniable fact that, i does no longer propose an unholy way of existence. not sure if this solutions your question yet i desire it helped sparkling issues up for you!

2016-10-28 19:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good point....

However, when Jesus did ascend into the vaccuum of space, do you think he managed to reach terminal velocity, and was he packing a suit that could stand up to the vacuum of space?? Cuz Im certain the sheep herders had divine revelation of these factors, right??

2007-04-23 10:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 3 1

I had to laugh at some of those answers, hehe. But it doesn't seem like such a hard thing to do..if he had healed people of sickness, raised people from the dead, walked on water..

2007-04-23 10:56:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Okay did you ever see that Scream movie where they did a take off of American Pie, and the chick wound up on the ceiling dripping in...well you know wot. 'Kay it was like that see, but ol' JC was on top of-

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2007-04-23 14:19:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Catapult.

2007-04-23 10:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 3 0

if gravity is true
then how do we explain Wayne Statics hair ?

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2007-04-23 10:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He had an out of body experience.

2007-04-23 10:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1 1

Damnit. You win. It was a huge plot (including every scientist) inspired by Satan himself.

2007-04-23 10:50:07 · answer #10 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 2 1

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