2007-04-23 10:19:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
just chew a twix or something
2007-04-23 10:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by justin 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hell would be if you did tell her that her butt looked big in those jeans.. so if you wanna go there say something.
2007-04-23 17:22:51 · answer #2 · answered by genaddt 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
No you'll go to the doghouse!
"Any man who's been married for more than 5 seconds knows the answer to that question!"
Jeff Foxworthy is a wise, wise man.
If my husband told me my butt was anything less than perfect, he'd be on a one way train to Starvationland, population him!
But, being a smart guy, he lets me know just how much he likes it :0)
2007-04-23 17:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by danni_d21 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You will experience hell either way. Catch 22
2007-04-23 17:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh Blacky, your wife's butt would look big compared to an elephant.
2007-04-23 17:22:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No, first we must love God above all others and then love our neighbor (this includes wives). Don't worry about the lying thing.
2007-04-23 17:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by Patti C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOu will go to hell if you dont love Jesus and obey Him. God tells us to be kind to everyone and not to lie. But you dont have to lie, if you see your wife as a gift from God, you will value her just as she is and think she is beautiful. She doesnt have to look like todays skinny little models to look good. Love her as she is, and allow her to love you that way too. Are you perfect? Will you always look good? NO we all age. and its ok. So, when you see it like that, and your wife says does this make me look big, you can honestly say, baby you look great no matter what you wear. See, its all in attitude, not hers but YOURS. God bless you.
2007-04-23 17:24:10 · answer #7 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
no. im sure God lies too when his wife(?) asks him if her butt looks big in something.
2007-04-23 18:00:11 · answer #8 · answered by <3pirate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And will I go to hell for watching a horror film?
2007-04-23 17:24:00 · answer #9 · answered by AmandaHugNKiss 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No but she could make your life hell if you do.
2007-04-23 17:24:01 · answer #10 · answered by millajovovichsboyfriend 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what ind of question is that? it would have been more appropiate if you asked would you "be in the doghouse" w/ her. Your best response is to be honest, not rude. She may not like your answer at first, but she will later appreciate the fact that you didn't lie!
2007-04-23 17:23:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋