E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial!
Hah, had you going there didn't I?
2007-04-23 10:19:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
awww.....
I thought you were talking about me.....
Damn, I just can't seem to get it right!!!!
2007-04-23 10:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by Malcolm Knoxville VI 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! E.T. was just a made-up extra terrestreial (did you know that that's what it stands for?) The Lord Jesus is real. One day he will come inside you and your chest will swell and you're heart will be filled with gladness!
Glory be His Name On High.
2007-04-23 19:39:08 · answer #2 · answered by Gunning4Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope he aint Extra Terrestrial.JESUS is your friend someone close to you always.Who never leaves you and forsakes you.When u happy he is there.When u are crushed and down and hopeless he is there to cheer u up.
But the think is an ET wont have an heart.Didnt saw independence day?.
But GOD isnt like that.GOD is different.GOD loves u with an eternal love.When JESUS came to earth and spend his days with people.We understand that how much GOD loves us.Surely a leper who has been healed he will tell u.The woman whom GOD forgive will tell that he loves us.GOD wants us to show how he is like.what more perfect way that JESUS the son of GOD and GOD loves u too and wants to know that he loves u no matter what.
GOD loves u so much that he sent his son JESUS to die for u to reconcile u back.
"For GOD so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whoso ever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life".Ask JESUS to come into your heart and forgive ur sins and cleanse ur past with his blood.
With a simple prayer like above u can be saved.
2007-04-25 07:50:21 · answer #3 · answered by Emmanuel 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh no! Not the horror that is E.T.
*runs away screaming*
;-)
2007-04-23 17:52:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...a figment of your imagination.
Hey, if you're Steven Speilberg, that works for both E.T. *and* jesus! Cool! :)
Peace.
2007-04-23 17:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute! I wanted my very own E.T. when I was little. ;)
2007-04-23 17:22:27 · answer #6 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
His age: 33 years old.....He is...
YOU Acid Zebra!! hah!! Had you going there didn't I ?? :))))
Well, he was not Dutch neither Atheist but one cannot have it All!!!
2007-04-23 17:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wohoo 2 points. Was this a question?
2007-04-23 17:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Go ET. Phone home and get that ride.
2007-04-24 13:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by R&S Puffin General and Resistance Leader 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. That is yeast. The yeast have died.... made the sacrifice... and the bread has risen.
2007-04-23 17:25:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hey...wait! E.T need to phone home "Daddy. daddy........"
2007-04-23 23:33:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋