Yeah I know a bunch, I'm just bored...... &hearts
2007-04-23 09:53:03 · 5 answers · asked by dazrazz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo Momma is so fat she has more Chins than a chinese phone book!!!
Yo Momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl!!!
Yo Momma is so fat when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even though your fatter
than me!!!!
Yo Momma is so old that she sat next to Jesus in 3rd grade!!
2007-04-23 10:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by 0000000 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat, when she gets in a elevator she HAS too go down. Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a PARKED car. Can't think of anymore for the moment.
2007-04-23 17:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by hurler14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-yo mama's so old, when we told her to act her age, she died.
-yo mama's so dumb, she looked up the recipie for cereal.
-yo mama's so fat, she wears XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL
-yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit by the ugly stick, she got hit by the whole tree.
and my favorite,
-yo mama's so old, her birth records were on the wall of a cave.
2007-04-23 17:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by Molly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so old, moses is in her yearbook
yo mama so nasty, she got a year-round membership at the abortion clinic.
yo mama so stupid, she stole clothes and returned them cuz they didn't fit.
2007-04-23 16:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by Angelacia baybeeeeee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mommas so stupid she was running around with a shopping cart I asked her what she was doing she said go kart racing, your momma so old I told her to at her age then she died, your mommas so poor the rat has to pay the bill
2007-04-23 17:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by ILikePie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋