Good afternoon! How may I repress, oppress, or persecute you today?

Question

Lost and found: No. This is definitely more slapstick...=0) Relax.

Answer 1

I'll have a great big cup of "none of the above"...thanks for the kind offer though...mighy sweet of you to ask! LMAO!!!!

Answer 2

U can do not of those because JESUS is always there to comfort me.But the truth is u are repress,oppress and persecuting urself from being far from GOD.But u dont need to find the way and travel all the way.GOD has made a way through JESUS and will come and carry u.

"For GOD so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whoso ever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life".Ask JESUS to come into your heart and forgive ur sins and cleanse ur past with his blood.

Answer 3

i'm actually a night owl. Ever considering the fact that my college days became over decrease back in 1993, i began out staying up all night and slumbering 0.5 the day. My nights and days are backwards. I rejoice with the night time greater useful than the day. it is greater quiet, non violent and not somewhat as warm. regardless of the undeniable fact that i'd desire to admit, it is totally stressful to upward push up early for appointments and stuff (or as quickly as I would desire to bypass to a undeniable shop that closes at an early time) while i'm no longer used to being up interior the sunlight hours. this is the worst area approximately residing the night existence.

Answer 4

Ah, an emissary from the Vatican wishes to know how she can be of service to me today. Well, you could admit that you've been lying to people and using some poor man's crucifixion as a means to control people, just like Bush did with 9/11. I guess he learned from the best.

Answer 5

From Rastafarian speak:
These are ones that have undergone a "phonosemantic restructuring" (Allsopp)

higher stand, means understand (changed due to meaning)
blindjaret/blainjaret, for cigarette, the positive meaning of seeing is taken away
downpress, to keep one down - to oppress
outformer, one who gives information to the police - informer
Jamdown, place that inhibits one's progress - Jamaica
Jah mek ya, 'Jah made this place' - Jamaica - gives a more positive view (Jah = God)

I don't understand why the "understand" transformation. Understand contrasts with superstition, I thought. Superstition = over standing or beyond standing.
It's analogous to the difference between coming along over top of somebody and saying "I made it out; do you want me to give you a hand too?" and offering somebody a boost-up from underneath. If you're talking about understanding, this is merely imagery, and you would be referring to things that give somebody confidence to know where they are standing so as to be able to climb back out.

This is what the Bible says:
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all your heart
and lean not on your own understanding;
6 in all your ways submit to him,
and he will make your paths straight. [a]
7 Do not be wise in your own eyes;
fear the LORD and shun evil.
8 This will bring health to your body
and nourishment to your bones.
9 Honor the LORD with your wealth,
with the firstfruits of all your crops;
10 then your barns will be filled to overflowing,
and your vats will brim over with new wine.

Answer 6

Please fill my head with guilt and doctrine so I may uselessly spend my life depressed and unsure if God really loves me and might send me to hell unless I in turn help spread the virus of religious dogma, like a chain letter continuing on until someone breaks the chain and recieves an ancient and evil curse dooming them to spend an eternity of misfortune and gloom.

Oh, yeah, Good Afternoon to you as well!

Answer 7

I am not close minded to other peoples beliefs, all I ask is the same respect. And I don't judge people, while I am a christian and believe in God I also believe I that judgement is his job, and not mine. So repress, oppress or persecute doesn't seem to fit in there for me.

Answer 8

Well, you could try, but I don't think there's anything you can do.

I am several states away and not easily repressed, oppressed or persecuted. Besides, you're feisty, but you're a sweetheart.

;o)

Answer 9

As if I'm not getting enough of that already...

I guess you could convince me to love you, compare me with Jesus and promise me you'll make up for all the nasty things others have done to me, and then dump me for some abusive, manipulative jerk.

That's what the last woman in my life did.

I won't even begin to tell you what the woman before her did.

Answer 10

It's early in the evening yet, but hey, why not?
You may try to repress or opress, but still I will express my faith.
You may prersecute, but God will execute.
Let the good times roll!!

Answer 11

A nice cold diet cherry Pepsi and a ham and Swiss on rye handed to me with brutal kindness and vicious consideration would be great.