How can i get sick quick ?

Question

i really need the day off of school, alot of things are going on in my life right now and i just need time off, some time to rest.
my parents dont fall for the faking sick, i need to actually BE sick.

how can i get sick by tomorrow morning ?
like bad fever, coughing, stuffy nose, sore throat kind of sick.

Answer 1

The key to getting sick for real is coming in contact with germs. Start licking every doorknob and floor you come in contact with. But be careful what you ask for! Being sick is pretty much going to cancel out rest, as far as your mental health is concerned. This plan is likely going to backfire on you in a big way.

Answer 2

ERIKA,
THIS.IS.AN.UNFAIR.QUESTION.
SUPPOSE.SOMEONE.TELLS
YOU.HOW.TO.GET.SICK
AND.THEN.YOU.GET.SICK
AND.DIE.THAT.PERSON
IS.INDIRECTLY.RESPONSIBLE
AND.I.BELIEVE.LEGALLY.
LIABLE.

IF.YOU.NEED.TIME.OFF..take
time.off!..GO.TO.
YOUR.PARENTS
IF.YOU.NEED.A.
NOTE..and.tell
them.YOU.FEEL.
LIKE.YOU.ARE
COMING.APART.
AND.NEED..time
off..from.
everything.just.for
a.day.or.so.to.regroup.or
recoup.from.stress.
THIS,HAVE
BEEN.A.VERY.
STRESSFUL.MONTH
FOR.EVERYBODY,whether,
we.know.the.people.
that.are.involved
or.not..Everyone.
cannot.take.it.and
whether.we.
BELIEVE.it.or.not.bad
news,after,bad.
news.day.after.day
takes.its.toll.on.
MANY,many.people

My..friend.had.an.
auto.accident.the.day
after.911.she.said.
this.big.truck.was.on
the.road.and
.because.she.suddenly
developed.an.
anxiety.attack,
she.visualized.it.as.being
a.suicide.truck,and.in..a.get
away.panic,pulled.
out.into.on.coming.traffic.
THANK.GOD.SHE.
WAS.NOT.INJURED.JUST
THE.CAR.BANGED
.UP...SHE.DID.go.to
see.a.doctor.about.
her.anxiety...THE
BRAIN,is.GOD'S.
masterpiece,but.there.is
still.so.much.we.
don't.know.about.it

...EXPLAIN..to.them
YOU.FEEL.STRESSED.
and.YOU
don't.want.that.
feeling.to.esculate
into.a.real.depression...
AS.I.WRITE.THIS,
I.believe.it.to.be.]
true..because
you.sound.like.you.
NEED.SOMEONE
qualified.to.discuss.
with.you.your.feelings.
TELL.YOUR.PARENTS.
THEY.Will.not.BE
FAKING.YOUR.
ILLNESS.BECAUSE.
depression.IS.A
.FORM.OF.ILLNESS.
YOU.saying,"i really need
the day off of school, a
lot of things are going on
in my life right now and i
just need time off, some time to rest."

SOUNDS
LIKE.A.REAL.PLEA.FOR.HELP.
AND.YOUR.PARENTS
ARE.LUCKY.TO.HAVE.A.
"KID".who.will.reach.out
for.help.rather.than.do.
something.really.dumb.Tell
.YOUR.MOM&.OR.DAD.you.
have.something.on.YOUR
PC.TO.SHOW.THEM..Let.
them.read.these.responses.
After.they.have.read.it.tell.
them.it.is.about.you.
YOUNG.PEOPLE.DON'T.GO.
DIRECTLY.TO.THEIR
PARENTS.WITH.PROBLEMS.
ANYMORE...That.also
is.UNFAIR...Young.people.
are.denying.their.parents
the.RIGHT.to.help.their.
offsprings.and.inspite.of
youngsters'.perception..
parents..aren't.dumb.and.can
be.very.understanding..
ABOUT.REASONABLE.THINGS.
Your.wanting.time.off.sounds
reasonable...NOOOOBODY
KNOWS.EXACTLY.HOW.SOMEBODY
IS.FEELING..not.even.parents.
.

take.care.be.blessed

AND.PLEASE.TAKE.MY.ADVICE
YOU.WILL.BE.SURPRISED.AT
HOW.ANXIOUS.YOUR.PARENTS
WILL.BE.TO.HELP.YOU..if.they
love.you...AND.I.WILL.ASSUME
no........I.BELIEVE.THEY.Love.you.

Love,from.a.stranger.who.cares.
.
P.S..excuse.the.dots.spacebar.broken

Answer 3

well theres a way to break your finger... that would get you off school but not keep you off for ages:
heres what you do:
you get some ice and keep your finger in it for ages (like an houre or two)
then you grab the bottom of your finger, stopping the blood circulation these things will normally stop the pain, then you break it, cut it or whatever. and then you go into your room and start screaming and then the pain will come back a little, once you have done this you can make it look like an accident, you will go to hospital and you will be free for a day or two.
the you get to go to school with a thing on your hand.
Also if it is your writing finger you can stay free of wriing till it gets better.

Answer 4

Okay. first off DON'T eat any raw meat. You could get an illness bad enough to die. Obviously you have issues in your life you need to deal with try to discuss them with your parents, if that does not work, go to school and discuss them with your counsellor. Do not lie or skip school, that will only compound your problems. Even adults who you think have it all together take time off work for stress. Be honest with your parents and with your counsellor, one or the other will be able to help you and perhaps make counselling available. Being a child can be extremely stressful because young people don't have a perspective on life, some adults don't either. That is why you need to talk to someone who is responsible and caring. Do not. I repeat, do not do anything to endanger your health or lie to your parents or teachers.

Answer 5

Maybe rather than putting your health at risk, try being honest with your parents. Let them know you have a lot on your plate right now & that you need a day clear your head. Worrying about how you're going to get yourself sick or how to "fake" sick is just another stress you'd be adding to the list.

I hope you feel better soon...take care :)

Answer 6

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RE:
How can i get sick quick ?
i really need the day off of school, alot of things are going on in my life right now and i just need time off, some time to rest.
my parents dont fall for the faking sick, i need to actually BE sick.

how can i get sick by tomorrow morning ?
like bad fever, coughing, stuffy nose, sore throat...

Answer 7

Go stay in a river for a whole night....you should get a cold.
Or if theres a rain......get outside and put a fan in front of your face.....you should get a cold by that too.
Eat a mushroom....a wild one.
Eat spoiled food....you should have poop problems.
Eat ice cream and nothing else for breakfast,lunch and dinner while staying on the bath tub with cold water.......you should get a cold and poop problems.
Drink water from a pond or an aquarium......it should get you sick and you will have poop problems.
Go run and dont slow down until your legs cant go....i mean in "your legs cant go" when you cant move them at all,not that you are tired.....you will get sick and will have body pain.

Answer 8

I do not know of any way to make yourself sick. However, if there is a problem that is so serious that you are willing to make yourself sick to avoid it, I would tell your parents the truth. They could probably help you decide what to do, or at least, they could listen and maybe let you have the day off since you were honest with them.

Answer 9

Making your self sick is not going to help the situation. Sounds like your really stressed out. I suggest talking to your parents, school councellor or even your doctor about the things going on and they can help you with the problems or how to cope with it all. By making your self sick you could really hurt your self and it just aint worth it. When I got stressed out at school and needed a break I asked my mom if I could stay home for the day (garanteeing I wasn't skipping because of a test) and suggested cleaning the house for her from top to bottem. I usually got to stay home as long as someone brought me my home work for the day.

Answer 10

That's a stupid question. Getting sick is not a stress reliever. U need to deal with your issues one step at time and persevere. Lying in bed won't make them go away....just worsen the situation. There is light at the end of the tunnel.

Answer 11

There is an old saying...."be careful what you ask for"...
your libel to get it and much worse than antipaciated.
Your young learn to face the reality of life head on and with honesty...Believe me, as hard a thing as that seems at
the moment, it is not nearly as bad as the turmoil you'll find
yourself in later by the added lies of deceiving people...your only adding fuel to the heat of the fire.
Be brave and face the music, it will all work out....