You know ones like........
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
Ha that's sooo funny. Anyway you get the picture!
2007-04-23 09:02:38 · 10 answers · asked by KittyKat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!"
2007-04-23 09:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Chris R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's orange and rolls around on the ground?
Wounded Cheese Puff.
Why did the cowboy want to get a daschound?
To get a long little doggie.
What did the psychiatrist say to the man who came to the office wrapped only in plastic wrap?
I can clearly see your XXXX.
2007-04-23 09:07:39 · answer #2 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady was having a tea party and a mouse ran across the floor. The host said she was so sorry she tried everything to stop them from running across the floor. A guest asked if she tried plugging up all the holes? The host said,,,,(Drum Rolll..... Well, who will hold their little feet?)
2007-04-23 09:21:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stood on him?
A. Nothing- he just let out a little wine (whine)
2007-04-23 09:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by NONAME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ant says with joy you are going to be father of my child.
2007-04-27 05:08:49 · answer #5 · answered by baboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man and his horse walk into a bar
2007-04-26 02:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by fairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine?
It wooden go
2007-04-23 12:24:33 · answer #7 · answered by danny261178 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
How'd you guess!
Q. Why did the pig only have one poo?
A. Because he didn't eat all his dinner!
2007-04-23 09:12:07 · answer #8 · answered by Deconstitutionalization 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two jews walk into a bank...
They own it.
2007-04-23 09:40:17 · answer #9 · answered by easilydissolved 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Boo
Boo who?
Boo-hoo you made me cry!
2007-04-23 09:09:54 · answer #10 · answered by aspergerskitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋