humdy' dumdy sat on awall humdy dumdy had a great fall '
2007-04-23 08:56:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-04-23 09:01:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try this one.....
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.
After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.
The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."
Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"
"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."
2007-04-23 16:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A baby seal walked into a club.
2007-04-23 16:02:16 · answer #3 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spongebob, I think you have water in that sponge because you didnt hear that riddle correct. Its Humpty Dumpty
2007-04-23 16:05:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So? a man walked into a bar ouch
2007-04-23 16:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by ILikePie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope that is not the joke of the week as far as I am concerned.
2007-04-27 15:12:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the king's horses and all the king's men were pi*sed off they had to clean all that sh*t up.
2007-04-23 16:04:46 · answer #7 · answered by Arraya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about?
2007-04-23 17:08:22 · answer #8 · answered by hurler14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it
2007-04-23 16:03:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-04-23 16:03:33 · answer #10 · answered by Mustang_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋